Hey, Milkman!â„¢ - a home-delivery milk service in baltimore, maryland

Hey everybody, thanks again for everyone’s patience as we get our website de-bugged and all hashed out. Speaking of hash, I prefer the corned beef variety, who’s hungry? Sorry, I digress. To start things off just take a peek 4 inches to your right on the screen. See the Sign -up email page. Just enter your email address and I’ll receive an email from you.
Until we get the shopping cart worked out, we’re going old school- paper order forms. I know in this wi-fi world that seems archaic, but its a tried and true method. I can email each of your the order form and you can email it back to me or fax it to our office. Now if I start writing all of your orders on the back of a shovel by candlelight then we may have issues! lol I know that’s an obscure Abe Lincoln reference but hey if I wasn’t doing this I’d probably be a high school history teacher.

So let’s review:

1) You sign up
2) I email you back an order form
3) You order
4) I deliver yummy dairy goodies- starting July 1

Please note that there is a refundable $25 sign-up fee. Think of it as a security deposit like you put down for your first place. If you decide to stop service for any reason you will receive the deposit back less any outstanding invoices.

Also there is a $1.50 bottle deposit per bottle. So once you return the bottles to Hey, Milkman!- that’s me, your account will get credited back per bottle returned.

I can’t wait to pull my truck up to your house and deliver some of the greatest dairy products in town. So say it in your best Baltimore accent- “Hey, Milkman!…Real Nice Dairy!”