Posted in 2 on Apr 19th, 2009 1 Comment »
Hi Gang. Well, I’ve officially become fully integrated into the Matrix. I’ve purchased a mini-van. Is it ironic that the same year I turn 40, is the year I purchase a mini van? A few weeks ago while waiting for a meeting, the oldies station in Baltimore was playing in the background. After endless Kenny [...]
Posted in 2 on Nov 3rd, 2008 No Comments »
Hey guys and gals. If you need the freshest turkey in the state just let me know. I’ll be taking orders for turkeys to be delivered the weekend before turkey day. Hurry while supplies last. I’ve always wanted to say that!
Posted in 2 on Oct 26th, 2008 No Comments »
Let me introduce to a truly old soul. A gal whose character is unvarnished and pure. The ravages of time and experience have not jaded her to the point of callous indifference. The kindness and joy in which she lives her life are examples to those who would hold the highest office in the land [...]
Posted in 2 on Mar 18th, 2008 No Comments »
A Flux Capacitor you say? A flux capacitor makes time travel possible! Does anyone remember the 1985 classic sci-fi comedy, “Back to the Future?” If not see www.wikipedia.com for a full breakdown on the movie, its’ plot and yada,yada,yada. In the course of your research you will come across something called the Flux Capacitor. This item [...]
Posted in 2 on Mar 8th, 2008 1 Comment »
When I got my first “real” job after college, I thought I had to act, dress, talk, walk and act different now that I was plugged into the Matrix! lol I had my own computer from which I produced countless, inane letters, memos and TPS reports day in and day out. My own little office [...]
Posted in 2 on Jan 26th, 2008 1 Comment »
It’s cool being a Milkman. Now I know that these days that’s not the benchmark for coolness, but in my world its pretty cool. It gives me the opportunity to support a local business-South Mountain Creamery; be the master of my domain as it were; and interact with my fellow marylanders. In this day of instant [...]
Posted in 2 on Sep 30th, 2007 No Comments »
Greetings fellow Charm City-ers ?? ites?? from Music City, Maryland. (that’s Catonsville in case you map quested Music City,Maryland and came up empty) When I started Hey,Milkman! I thought it was important to come up with a corporate credo that sums up the cat known as PJ (that’s me) and Hey,Milkman!. Something that as soon as someone [...]